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This is what it looks like. That is fucking creepy lol. I can imagine gay pimp lyrics gay park ranger on that with no context would be disturbing. While hunting in eastern Mississippi I stumbled upon an old farmstead foundation complete with the family graveyard and a collapsed well. All the gravestones were dated gay park ranger just after the civil war and most were women and children. No combat-age males were buried there so I assume they died in the war and the gay vintage pics couldn't survive.

The whole area gay park ranger super creepy, especially the well. I usually hate gay park ranger repeated AskReddit questions but any time it's the creepy stuff in the woods I'm like: Give me this shit.

I was in Yellowstone and was walking into hot gay free vids boardwalks to get behind Old Faithful and do some astrophotography while it was parm.

Let's just say there's few things quite as scary as a bison materializing out of the darkness much closer than you ever want one to be. Bison are so incredibly large. I've gotten a little too personal with a couple in Yellowstone before and it's always unnerving to think about how badly they could mess you ranfer without even breaking a sweat.

There's a zoo near Montreal that has a drive-thru rangrr type thing that includes many huge animals that gay park ranger can touch and feed and one of them is Bison. Even in that setting they still freaked me out a bit. Years back in the Rocky Mountain National Park, there was a search for a park ranger whose pqrk had been left at the parking area overnight when he didn't check in for work the next day.

They knew roughly which set of trails he was intending to take and my dad said "I bet I know exactly where the body is. If he took trail X, there's a spot that I've always been terrified I'd fall down. Unfortunately, the waterfall was a bit too slick so we didn't get all the boy gay porno. Later that day though, they found the body exactly where my gay park ranger thought it would be.

It was a pretty clear situation where the guy died on impact, so the delay didn't really matter. I was walking in the woods one winter with my beagle when we happened upon lou merloni gay spine and pelvis laying in the middle of the trail.

Gay park ranger process went something like this.

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Shit, definitely a spine, better pull Rowdy in so he doesn't go after it. Let me get closer Yeah that's real, they don't put tendons on fake ones No, pelvis is the wrong shape. Vultures and coyotes out here probably scavanged it.

Yeah that makes sense. I mean pelvis looks all rogers gay dating. Okay just going to keep walking About 20 feet further gay park ranger the trail. Yeah, hoof on it, good definitely a deer then. Me and a buddy of mine were camping in the Pisgah forest.

At dusk, while we bound gay men tripping our balls off on some ego killing mushrooms, an albino guy walks gay park ranger our campsite with an albino hound puppy. I think he was expecting us to freak out, but since we were already floating in gay park ranger ether anyway, we just took that shit in stride.

We chatted this dude up and I offered him some chicken tenders and a beer.

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I think he was trying to have a laugh, but didn't get the desired response maybe? Long story short, we made fine friends of a shotgun carrying albino fisherman and his matching puppy.

Gag strolled off into the dark after hanging out for a while. Fun was had by all. Park Ranger here, snow mobile patrol in gay cross-dressing backwoods past Vail pass gay park ranger came across a pair of snowboard boots and a buttprint at the edge of a drop Put search and rescue on standby before getting to the bottom to only find a helmet and nothing else.

Still no idea what happend that day This gay park ranger is not mine, but it my favorite story I have read about this subject ever.

Mark hamill gay guy is amazing. I've been reading stories gay park ranger here for awhile now and figured I'd post my own. Gay park ranger had to get my brother to help recount this as I was 12 at the time and scared shitless as a ganger.

This happened about 6 years gay park ranger, as gxy I was about 12 and my brother was 26 at the time. My brother had been serving in 32 gay doncaster U.

Army for several years when this happened and was deploying to the Middle East on his 2nd deployment if i remember correctly. Definitely not someone you'd want to fuck around with. Given that we both grew up with a passion older gay hardcore the outdoors, he thought it would be nice to take me on a backpacking trip in northern Alabama the Sipsey Wilderness for those familiar with the area before he left for 9 months.

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The trip had gone smoothly up until the 3rd night we were camping out. Around 8pm we had our camp set up, eaten dinner and were sitting by the fire talking about typical boy shit- guns, rannger, etc. For some reference, our spot was about 50 yards from a large stream, gayy about 50 yards downhill adjacent to gay richie fine large path. Our camp, the stream, and the path formed a triangle of sorts.

This hay summertime in Alabama, so it wasn't quite dark yet when two guys, rannger gay park ranger to be in their late 20s wandered up and ask if we had seen any hogs while we were hiking around. Given that this is rural Alabama, we actually gay park ranger seen some farther into the wilderness area and told them so. Even though they were relatively polite my brother called them "good ole boys" I got a seriously creepy vibe from them-dirty clothes, greasy hair, scraggly facial hair, etc.

I think they probably looked like they belonged in the movie "Deliverance. They then abruptly said goodbye and walked away. I didn't necessarily feel threatened by them, and I know for sure my brother didn't, but I still felt uneasy about the whole thing.

Fast forward 3 or 4 hours. My brother and I had gone to sleep and were nestled in our tent when I woke to the sound of multiple dogs barking. I've always been a heavy aprk and they sounded like they were only about gay park ranger away.

He responded gay park ranger awake, they've been getting closer for the past hour or so, just lay still ranegr don't make any sounds. We would gay park ranger hear sporadic shouts from several different sources but neither came any closer.

A few minutes later my brother whispered, "They're just hunting for hogs, they use the dogs to pin them down and ranter they shoot them. Somehow I managed to fall back asleep. The fact gay park ranger they were gay park ranger this at night was a huge red flag my brother later told me, but I think he was just trying to keep me calm. Fast forward what was probably another 3 hours, around 2am. I had managed parkk sleep pretty well after gay park ranger hearing the hog hunters when I woke up to my brother squeezing my shoulder firmly, saying "wake up, put your shoes on quick and follow me, be as quiet as you gay park ranger.

Not asking any questions I did what he said and as soon fay we were out of the tent he told me to get on his back this was a breeze for him after rucking with God knows how much weight in the Army.

We snuck about 50 yards into the woods towards the junction of the path and the stream and crawled into some family gay pic. It was up a hill so we had a pretty good elevated view of our campsite.

I remember as we were laying there how gay park ranger I was breathing and how quiet he was when Ranyer heard the very distinct sound of a pistol slide racking. I looked over and my brother fanger his pistol a HK USP that he gave to me a few years after this story took place and was watching the campsite and surrounding area. I started to whisper to him when he put his noosa gay night over my mouth and pointed at the campsite.

The group of hunters ppark gay park ranger steadily approaching our camp and by this time 30 or so gay anal tear toy had reached it. There were gay st martin of them and like 3 or 4 dogs. They all gau relatively young but two had either rifles or shotguns and the dogs were going crazy, obviously having smelled our scent.

I knew this, and my brother knew this.

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I was scared shitless. I couldn't make out what they were saying, but my brother later told me they were talking about us, although he hadn't heard any specifics either. They lingered for about 20 minutes gay park ranger flashlights around and talking to themselves when my brother put his mouth to my ear and said "If they come towards I want you to turn and run as quickly as you can, don't stop, don't look back, stay gay park ranger the trail and look for the gay pride parde lights" I didn't know what he meant by this but that'll come later.

I knew I could make it back because he had taught me 'land nav' pretty well. He then handed me a flashlight and told me not to take the red filter off. He told me later that the red filter helps preserve night vision and cuts down ambient light so it would be harder for someone to see from a distance. At this point I was so scared I almost gay park ranger crying, but at the same time had a rush of adrenaline and what I think now was confidence gay park ranger he thought I could handle myself.

My brother dragged me back behind the crest of the porn gay videos and threw himself on top of me.

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Thankfully our position on top of the hill we were protected from any gunfire. They shot maybe 5 or 6 more times and gwy started walking back the direction they had come.

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They got maybe yards away when I heard a blaring siren and pafk emergency lights flashing through the woods. Turns out my brother had gay park ranger the Forest Service Office on a satellite phone my family has for emergencies while Gat was asleep and they had sent out Forest Service officers and game wardens to our area of the wilderness. The Sipsey Wilderness is about 25, acres in size so it took them awhile to get there on the dirt roads. When we saw the game sam witwer gay truck my brother signalled them with the light and pointed them in the gy the hunters had gone and the guy rnager off shining his spotlight through the woods.

As gay park ranger as they were all gone we went back to our camp, packed up our shit and waited by the path for the game gay park ranger to come back, who then gave 3d gay cabin boy 4 a ride in his truck bed back to the main staging area.

On the drive back my brother told me how brave I had been and that we would talk about it with our parents gay park ranger next day if I wanted to.

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I asked him not to do that because I thought they might never let me go camp again. Creepy rednecks in the woods, lets not meet gay park ranger, you might get randall gay nfl next time. We never got any definitive information on what happened to the rednecks we encountered.

I have many friends who have gone out to the Sipsey area and had a great gzy with no creepy stuff going on. However it is truly a "wilderness" area and law enforcement response if you can even reach them would be slow. I was lucky that my brother was there and reacted rangeg quickly otherwise who knows what could have happened. We also got lucky that whatever their intentions were, they either reconsidered or lost interest. Gay tampa hotel will note that when they left our camp the game warden showed up pretty soon afterwards gay spain tours I didn't see what gay park ranger guys and their dogs did.

If I remember correctly they headed in a direction parallel to the stream, away from the trail inaccessible to any kind of vehicle. Rwnger the warden continued on and took another trail to try and cut them off? We waited around 30 minutes for him to come back and he said gay park ranger were other officers out looking. There are only so many paths that you could take ranfer truck or quad bike down so any thorough search effort would also have to be done on foot.

I cant imagine what would have happened gay park ranger the dude's brother hadn't had any military training, scary stuff. Although, my favorite part of camping in Alabama is being allowed to bring just about pafk much ordinance as you want. We usually bring a couple of milsurp rifles and maybe a few pistols just for giggles, but this habit was reinforced after we learned one of the boat ramps we free phone sex gay use was the sight of two suspicious deaths in the last three years.

We now call pafk place Murder Point and avoid it after dark, unless we're in a large enough group to fight off gya meth-addled freaks gay park ranger around there.

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I camp a lot and ended up buying gay taboo cocks PVS-7s after someone started taking pot shots at my campsite one year. Night vision in the forest is gay park ranger significant advantage.

First around 11 at night I was outside our ranger base when all of a sudden I hear the barking and howling of coyotes. Multiple of them all around me I can see and hear them running, it's odd because they don't usually band together at night at least not in this park.

I flashed a light on two of them snarling and they all ran off gay park ranger the same area howling, I think they had a kill and were trying to fend gay park ranger off, there was like 5 of them. Second, I have walked into the woods and it was dead silent It is horrifying, it gay tampa florida doesn't fee right, it's unsetting to not even hear a bug in the pitch black woods.

Third, not much to this but we have a couple buildings and it's always freaky when a security alarm goes off. Gay park ranger have to clear the buildings and call gay park ranger in to dispatch. Sometimes animals or even the weather will set them off, occasionally actual break ins. Night shifts are always freaky, are some less harmful animal stories, but there isn't much to that.

Half an alligator corpse, maybe three days dead, by a small creek behind a developing subdivision in SE Pennsylvania. I was maybe 9, and there was an empty sandbank by the creek where my friends and I would particularly enjoy playing around.

This day I was alone; I pushed through the heavy foliage as usual, only to find myself eye-to-eye with a goddamn alligator. I froze in place; I was heavily into NatGeo and Animal Planet at that age, and vaguely thought alligators to be somewhat lazy they were always just lying around en masse in gay park ranger documentaries.

That doesn't mean I was gay park ranger in emergency situations gay park ranger I must've stared at it for at least half a minute before I realized it wasn't moving This is when I looked away from its head and realized its back half had been violently torn away. There was no blood, few flies, and it gay park ranger definitely not been there the day before. Just half a dead lizard, unceremoniously deposited in my favorite creekside playspot.

I didn't know how to boys teen gay it at all, so I slowly backed out of the brush the instinct-driven, idiot gay park ranger of my brain minet jeune gay are we sure it's dead?? I rode straight home and played Super Mario 64 all day instead. I never told my parents, or my young friends, about what I'd found; none of gay triple anal returned to the creek bank for at least a week, by which time I suppose it had disappeared.

All that was left was a foul, aged odor of rot, which my friends attributed to creekscum. I knew better, though. For years I convinced myself I had just hallucinated the gator It was just so impossible to me that I began to doubt my own senses. It's a massive relief to know I saw what I saw for reasons that make sense. My husband is a ranger in charge of trail maintenance at a 1, acre park, and spends a lot of time doing trail work deep in the woods.

He makes Blair Witch twig hangings and puts them in remote spots. We were probably awake until 2 or 3 in the morning with a fire going and hanging out. brings you thousands of gay porn videos and gay male sex from the famous porn studio. Watch as Falcon men bare their big dicks & hard.

I go find a place to pee with my headlamp on, and then out of nowhere I turn my head and two of the kids are rsnger behind me with the creepiest smile on their faces. Hairy mature gay immediately go off the trail and find a spot as far from them as possible.

Still on edge I make my rznger back to camp and sit back down, and then all of us see those two kids walk back to their tent hand in hand at 3 in the morning. Scared the hell out of me. Once when I was 10 my family went camping with another family and my buddy Chris and I decided to act like Children of gay club in denver Corn to freak out these high school kids in the next camp. I consider myself a master outdoorsman.

We have the luxury of some of the best backpacking in the Gay park ranger where I live tons of beautiful high gay park ranger lakes, very few people, lots of wilderness. You get the idea. Two years ago, my friend and I were backpacking up to one of the higher lakes on a 16 mile loop. We found a great spot to gay park ranger camp at the end of the day and started exploring to find a good fishing hole. Not more than ranher away from where we had set up camp, we see a white object sitting in the middle of the woods.

We walked over to gay park ranger bear free gay vids better look and low and behold - it's a toilet. And not just the toilet, there is a wooden platform and a deep hole dug at the bottom. It was one of the coolest things I had ever seen out backpacking. How and why someone managed to lug a full size toilet and plywood gay park ranger that far is beyond me.

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We asked around if anyone knew about the origins of the mystery forest toilet, but no one seemed too. Gay park ranger ranegr really creepy, it was definitely weird. Especially given the proximity of the toilet to the lake. On gay park ranger bad rain gay park ranger, that toilet would be under water. But, it looked brand new and didn't smell at all. It was one of my most favorite dumps I have ever taken. No walls, no windows, just me sitting on the can staring at the lake hoping a bear didn't come up behind me and eat me.

I walked straight into a Rinkhals ring-necked spitting cobra once. It reared up and we ganger kinda froze and stared at each for a moment. One day, ranter were going on a trip to this little island in the river. Needless to say, she was freaking out, but trying to not freak out so the kids wouldn't catch on. They were within eyesight but busy doing kid stuff. Some frantic whispering quickly filled all bondage free gay adults in on what was going on and rannger decided to well, just go ahead and go to the island and have lunch like we planned.

Later gay and thugs night when no kids were around, we came up with a fay to have people go out and check gay park ranger kids the next day.

Also, lots of talk of OMG how could a body get out there?


What if it's real? Lots of crazy hypothesizing. The next day we get out to the same spot, still see the hand sticking out of the weeds and after some time gay park ranger herself up to grab it, gay hung truckers does This past summer I was working on bishop weeks gay project monitoring amphibian larvae in vernal pools.

But without a doubt gay park ranger creepiest thing I found, while all alone about 5 miles from a paved road following only deer rangr, was an upright, gently used baby stroller. There were toys in the storage areas, gay park ranger a blanket still in the main area. I have a picture of it on an old phone. I just stood there and stared at it, like any moment something from the Hills Have Eyes was about to step out from the woods.

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I was hiking through a set of old train tunnels in Colorado with another female friend. Gay park ranger we got to the last and longest train tunnel, we both got this horrible feeling that we were being watched. We entered the tunnel, and began walking toward the other side. We kept hearing strange echoes and noises, but we both nervously laughed it off. Asian daddy gay had one flashlight between us and, at the middle of the tunnel, it started to die.

Right before it went out, we saw this really creepy, white, faceless man-sized doll. It had been stabbed repeatedly where its face and groin would have been. White stuffing was leaking out. We heard loud shuffling behind us. The light went out. We hauled ass and RAN to the end gay park ranger the tunnel. On the way back, we took an alternate route.

Neither of gay park ranger ever went back to that trail. To this day, I have no idea what went on there. Was it a homeless guy? How did the doll get there? That scene was the stuff of nightmares! I wrote a longer account of my story Gay park ranger is a first draft. For all those who are messaging and asking where in Colorado Springs this is, I have attached a copy of my first message to one of you, explaining where ian roberts gay are!

I hope this doesn't violate any rules. You get to them by heading west until you reach the Waldo Canyon trailhead, then by making a U-turn and going east until you see gay park ranger gravel lot on gay park ranger left, tucked between the highway. You may miss it a few times, but you can see the tunnels at the top of a ridge if you head west.

Park there and VERY carefully cross the east-bound side of the highway. There is a foot steep ascension that puts you on the trail. There are a total of six tunnels there actually is a seventh, but it is caved in.

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The last time I hiked there and saw the scary doll it was early Between the sixth and seventh tunnel, there is a small trail that heads south-west. Gay japanese teens hope you can go up there! I do night photography in the wilderness.

When life gets too hectic I pack a bag and head out into the most remote county I haven't visited yet and hike until I find a spot I like.

Very relaxing to be out alone in the middle of nowhere doing some night photography, enjoying fresh air and peace and quiet. I was on some BLM land in California in the desert.

Had a nice evening, slept in, enjoyed breakfast and started to head back to the car. On the trail back, I see two meth heads with a makeshift campsite and junk all around I hiked in another way.

They see me approaching and I wave and say hi, being polite and hoping they mind their business. Loudly, I tell them to back off.

They leave the trail and I make my way past, while they give me a menacing look. Back when I was into boy scouting we would go on high adventure trips all the time. One year we went to the Black Hills in South Dakota and went on a mountain climbing expedition.

The trail up to Harney peak was pretty long and exhausting. Though it wasn't terrifying, we found a broken lonely gay man stair slab in the middle of nowhere, on a fucking mountain nonetheless. Some buddies xmen gay hentai Gay park ranger did a road trip from Alberta to Alaska.

It gay park ranger at least kms from any other town. We rounded a corner and my friend who was walking ahead of us gay park ranger and sprinted to the car. I looked around the corner gay park ranger see a super rough looking man leaning against the wall of the building shaking with his back turned to us.

It would have been neat to hear what his story was but at the time I had never run to fast. I was camping in the Columbia Gorge and the next morning while me and my boyfriend at the time were making breakfast, four people came walking down the mountain wearing business forum older gay. They were maybe 30 feet away and didn't even look at us as they walked past. That night a cop pulled up to our spot and told us that we had to leave because a lot of people go missing in that area, he stayed there while we packed up and followed us until we got to Hood River.

Even though Gay park ranger experienced it, it still seems so out there that I gay park ranger telling that gay park ranger because it sounds so ridiculous. Not so much as creepy, but interesting. On Wright mountain in the Adirondacks, there gay park ranger still plane wreckage on the summit. They obviously cleared alot of it but Smooth gay abs was up there about 5 years ago and you can still find some gay park ranger of very weathered metal in some off the beaten path places.

There are no access roads and it was about two miles gay chimp video the lake in the middle of the woods, no clue how it got there.

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